I was Parsifal
questing for the Grail
an ancient treasure map
assembled by the fabled
Hermes Trismegistus
Nestled in my hands
I chewed on its riddles
Nightly
Different flavors
making themselves known
and the more I chewed
the more flavorful it became
and sublingually
did its alchemical wisdom
make haste
for my pineal gland
and a message
a message of sorts
began to form
in that holy playground
of the mystic eye
and it said to me
it spoke to me
oh so wise…
the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
THE CLOSET MYSTIC 